NPH did it better #SpiceUpYOurLife #NYE #abcnye
Next year #abcnye let’s just go with an extended #rage session. That crew get it.

Starting the year with Play School. We are striving to achieve a toddler level of emotional processing in 2026.

That feels right. #abcnye

They left the best performers for last! #abcnye
Heard a rumour that next year ABC is going to roll out Promises for #abcnye
Gotta keep up with the kids.
So they only had enough budget left for one Spice Girl?

(In fairness, it was the best one...) #abcnye
Haha they missed midnight #abcnye
Deadset I have heard better versions of this from people 56 schooners deep at pub karaoke nights. #abcnye
Didn’t see listening to Sporty Spice churning out turgid 90’s dross as how I would be seeing out the old year, but it’s absolutely on brand for the year I’ve had in 2025. #abcnye

2become1 was not the spice girls song everyone was assuming you’d do.

Neither were your vocal cords. Because you’ve not hit a single note of this one. #abcnye