Chancellor #AgolfShitler to address the nation, preparing America for his SECOND surrender to victorious Islamists, as his #OperationEpicFail heads for inglorious defeat. #TACO
LOVE this for #StephenColbert!
Imagine getting away from the #aGolfShitler supporting corporate shitheads at the dying and irrelevant #CBS to work on your life's true passion
https://deadline.com/2026/03/stephen-colbert-lord-of-the-rings-1236764923/
RE: https://mastodon.social/@lyndamerry484/116295975235124310
Let that sink in..
we will not see #Murrica recover from #aGolfShitler's rape of its' reputation globally
#aGolfShitler pardons "only the best people"
Chancellor #AgolfShitler further announced that this Supreme Council of Techbros will replace the United States Senate, alongside the Assembly of Deplorables, as the Legislative Branch of the U.S. #TurdReich.
* An independent Guardian Council of #Talibangelical clergy will be required to approve all candidates for either body.
"they called.. I didn't call"
oh look, #aGolfShitler #TACO extended his deadline AGAIN!
What a total cluster fuck!
#aGolfShitler is literally the LOWEST point the #Murrican "experiment" has ever reached. He must be removed.