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AngieHappy Zombie Jesus Day!
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Daniel 
#Ostern ist das Fest von #ZombieJesus.
Enmodo ⇇If you believe their book, on the third day Jesus was woke!
Or maybe he was a zombie and all his followers are the infected...
#atheism #ZombieJesus
PSiReN-X 
#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingZombieJesusNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Revelations: "And, on the 2025-#Year and #ThirdDay, #ZombieJesus will #EatThePope and become #ZombieJesus... #KingOfTheZombies..."
There was a #Prophecy...
#ZombiesLikeBrains... And, #ShortShorts...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingZombieJesusNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Revelations: "And, on the 2025-#Year and #ThirdDay, #ZombieJesus will #EatThePope and become #ZombieJesus.... #KingOfTheZombies..."
There was a #Prophecy...
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NateEvery year I struggle to muster the energy to do anything for Easter. I feel like if I miss it though, that my kids will... Something. IDK, man.
I've retroactively realized how religious my childhood was, and there's no secular reason for Easter to exist. If you're looking for a secular holiday, Easter is about a lunar cycle late. You're thinking of equinox. I like candy though.
Honestly the alignment occurring today is the only #Weedster holiday I need.
PinkyTrying really hard not to rage at people who wish me happy #easter. I don’t celebrate it. At all. I get that it’s just a fun holiday for many people who aren’t on the religious side. So why do I get so angry about it? Who knows.
Just wanted to put this out there in case you’re feeling the same way. #zombiejesus #easterbunny #atheist