#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingZombieJesusNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Revelations: "And, on the 2025-#Year and #ThirdDay, #ZombieJesus will #EatThePope and become #ZombieJesus... #KingOfTheZombies..."
There was a #Prophecy...
#ZombiesLikeBrains... And, #ShortShorts...
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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingZombieJesusNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews...
#Revelations: "And, on the 2025-#Year and #ThirdDay, #ZombieJesus will #EatThePope and become #ZombieJesus.... #KingOfTheZombies..."
There was a #Prophecy...
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Every year I struggle to muster the energy to do anything for Easter. I feel like if I miss it though, that my kids will... Something. IDK, man.
I've retroactively realized how religious my childhood was, and there's no secular reason for Easter to exist. If you're looking for a secular holiday, Easter is about a lunar cycle late. You're thinking of equinox. I like candy though.
Honestly the alignment occurring today is the only #Weedster holiday I need.
Trying really hard not to rage at people who wish me happy #easter. I don’t celebrate it. At all. I get that it’s just a fun holiday for many people who aren’t on the religious side. So why do I get so angry about it? Who knows.
Just wanted to put this out there in case you’re feeling the same way. #zombiejesus #easterbunny #atheist
Happy Easter! ✝️⛪
To those that think differently, Joyful Eostremonath! 🐣🌱
To those who think really differently, Happy Zombie Jesus Day! (Where he comes out of his tomb and if he sees his shadow we get 6 more years of purgatory) 🧟
To those who share their kids' Easter baskets, happy 50% off clearance candy for the next week! 🍫🐰
Happy "Zombie Jesus" Day to those who celebrate
After some deliberation we're rolling with "Zombie Jesus: Bad Friday" for the title.
Now, about that million bucks...? #Easter #ZombieJesus
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