(Yes, I own a computer that runs windows.
Three, actually. Well, no. Five.
One for printers and other Windows Only hardware at the maker space.
One for Win98.
One is my #zinestation running win31.
One is my wife's old laptop that we keep around in case I need old documents or whatever, that got pulled in to double duty as our media server.
And the last one is a GPD WIN 3 that I use for playing games.
I love the zinestation, and the GPD Win (although I'll probably install SteamOS on it, because Windows is pretty shit Outside of Steam on that formfactor), but otherwise, I am physically repulsed every time I have to touch one of these boxes.
Nothing works. Everything is broken and hidden and unfixable.