"There's lots and lots of people who play an old video game called Super Mario 64!" - ALEX BLUMBERG, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #MarioDay #Mar10 #AlexBlumberg

"Instead, it was about Pizza Rat!" - ALEX GOLDMAN, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #NationalPizzaDay #AlexGoldman

"First, she started a Twitter account and a Facebook account!" - ALEX GOLDMAN, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #FacebookBirthday #AlexGoldman

"I haven't read those books, but I still read the IMDb trivia section for every movie I've ever seen, so I just know ALL the trivia!!!!" - ALEX GOLDMAN, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #NationalTriviaDay #AlexGoldman

"He was just hanging out in the subway late at night and saw a rat carrying a ridiculously huge piece of pizza!" - ALEX GOLDMAN, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #NationalCheesePizzaDay #AlexGoldman

"The Gothamist article about Pizza Rat and Selfie Rat came out just the week before!" - ALEX GOLDMAN, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #NationalSelfieDay #AlexGoldman

"I don't know what Super Mario is!" - ALEX BLUMBERG, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #MarioDay #Mar10 #AlexBlumberg

"But I talked to Laura for about an hour and she was certain that Zardulu had nothing to do with what she'd seen!" - ALEX GOLDMAN, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #NationalLauraDay #AlexGoldman

"So this was fall of last year, after Pizza rat, the video of a rat carrying a slice of pizza down a flight of subway stairs, went viral." - ALEX GOLDMAN, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #FirstDayofAutumn #FallEquinox #AlexGoldman

"I understand the joke format!" - ALEX GOLDMAN, Zardulu, Reply All #ReplyAll #Zardulu #NationalTellAJokeDay #AlexGoldman