But, you know, when do I EVER hash tag?

#NeverYouSeeBecauseIveAlwaysHatedIt
#LivingMyTruth
#BeTheSocialIWantSocialToBe
#YouMustTheySayButWhoEvenIsThey
#JesusChristLookHowLateItIsNoOneWillReadThisWhyAmINotInBed
#Puppies