SLCW💥Oh no! Someone call an emergency meeting! #DeuceBigelow, Male Gigolo is outraged by the #ParisOlympics because it isn't based on #Christianity, or his notion of what's acceptable! He's not going to watch the games!!! They might as well just shut the #Olympics down entirely if the guy whose claim to fame is a single, mildly amusing #SNL skit from the 80s isn't going to watch! What a disaster!
