Logging off life like it’s 2001 and mom picked up the telephone.

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Back in the day, I was a COBOL Application Programmer, so ancient I used to code by candlelight. Now, like a vintage wine or that weird Y2K panic, COBOL's making a comeback. Guess it's time to dust off my floppy disks and party like it's 1999! #RetroCoding #Y2KFlashback