"'It was like expecting to meet Kim Kardashian, but having to settle for Khloé instead.'" - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of April Fools Pranks, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #HappyBirthdayKhloéKardashian #XandySchiefer

"Throwing fake snakes at people, and making them go to the hospital, makes me really anxious." - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of April Fools Pranks, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #NationalHospitalDay #XandySchiefer

"And he pulls out bobbleheads of himself." - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of Off-Brand Sodas, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #NationalBobbleheadDay #XandySchiefer

"Remind me to avoid THAT Waffle House, then." - XANDY SCHIEFER, Museums in Boise, ID, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #InternationalWaffleDay #XandySchiefer

"I think I went to the LEGO store!" - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of Lego, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #NationalLEGODay #XandySchiefer

"Those Bostonians, they're so mean." - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of Build-A-Bear Workshop, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #NationalBostonDay #XandySchiefer

"That's true." - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of Hot Air Balloon Rides, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #XandySchiefer

"Do you have a favorite Jude Law film?" - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of Jude Law, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #HappyBirthdayJudeLaw #JudeLaw #XandySchiefer

"Cracker Barrel Thanksgiving was definitely a thing we talked about." - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of the New Cracker Barrel Logo, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #Thanksgiving #Thanksgiving2025 #HappyThanksgiving #XandySchiefer

"Who goes to Cracker Barrel for the logo?" - XANDY SCHIEFER, Reviews of the New Cracker Barrel Logo, Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet #BeachTooSandyWaterTooWet #XandySchiefer