Link Receives Final Warning for Violating Planet Fitness’ Grunting Policy
Link Receives Final Warning for Violating Planet Fitness’ Grunting Policy
Man Renews Gym Membership on Off-Chance He Becomes Completely Different Fucking Person
Grudgingly getting off the couch is my cardio.
“Buttstare”
#caption #buttstare #yogapants #gymclothes #gymgirl #transgender #transgendercaption #transgirl #transgenderpride #pink #pinkbra #sportsbra #pinkpants #tightclothes #tight #formfitting #frombehind #booty #bootylicious #buttcheeks #buttocks #phatass #phat #lookingback #tinywaist #curvaceous #curvywoman #curvygirl #workingout #blonde
Bonus #Joke
Q: Why doesn't anyone listen to each other on New Year's Eve?
A: Because their words go in one year and out the other.
(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #DadJoke #Pinnochio #Exercise #WorkingOut #Puns ##NewYearsResolutions #HappyNewYear
#GoodMorningHorn and #HappyHappy #StillAliveSaturday...!
How's your #RunUp to #FictionalChristmas #WorkingOut for you... | #LookNoQuestionMark
1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire;
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...
And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...
#IT's a #FarCry from the #DarkOldDays of #vmst and the #AngryIncels of #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...
#TheOnlyThingLeft for #MastodonEngineering #ToDo is #StopTinkering #AroundTheEdges of #MastodonDevelopment and #PlaceIT into #MaintenanceMode for #TheForeseeableFuture
There's #NoPoint in #Adding more #NewFeatures to a #PerfectlyFunctionalSystem unless there's a #FundamentallyNew #SystemRequirement
"They/them" should #Simply #FireEveryone they don't #ReallyNeed and #LetThemGrow into #NewNewProjects... #TotallyNew #SeparateProjects...
Have a #GreatChristmas; #WhateverThatIs...
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