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Is Tucker Malfunctioning? Is It The Woke Banks' Fault? Can Somebody Restart Tucker?

This bank thing appears to have fried all his circuits.

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LORD KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WOKE ROMPINGS WENT ON IN THAT BANK!

Man, they're stickin' with it. Also Larry Kudlow is still dumb as shit.

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Do Banks Fail Because They're Too Nice To Gays? Is That How The Financial System Works?

Fox News and Republicans know their constituents are stupid enough to believe this garbage. So they lie to them.

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