The story about a mysteries, white, sentient Van, that travels the world and parks in different spots every night, its in the lookout for vulnerable persons to protect them by driving over vampires and other monsters. It has many scars on its doors, scratched or written, one that says free Candy/WiFi/Pokemon, because the Person's that react to this are also vulnerable to the evil manipulation of Monsters.

In it's final fight it will transform in an VW Where-golf, low rider, bass boost that counts as a sonic weapon and it has a minion/familiar that looks like an 18-25 year old masculine presenting youngster, that distracts it's enemies with weird music and bad language, which are indeed magical formula to weaken enemies.

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