took the trash to the dumpster. made sure my wife’s car has a full tank pf gas in case she needs to go anywhere while I’m away. asked her if there was anything I could do around the house to make it easier for her while I was away and she said, “no, you’re gonna be busy for the next five days, you just sit and chill a bit before you take off in the morning” and folks, she’s the best. #wifeGuy
@ryan this is just what my internal monologue sounds like 24/7 #WifeGuy
how to tell if you are a #wifeguy 💯
Bluesky

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My favorite person, a series. I can't help it. I'm a wife guy.

#filmphotography #analogphotography #35mm #portrait #wifeguy
Today marks 13 years since my first date with my wife. 13 years of continuously punching above my weight. Every single day. It’s exhausting. #WifeGuy
Ok an underrated funny bit of Megalopolis I've seen no one mention yet is when the Mayor's Sexy Daughter asks Adam Driver what institutions WOULD he keep in this crazy utopia of his? and he just says very seriously "marriage." #wifeguy

I might be a #WifeGuy. Not sure. I know my #wife is DOPE AF and I'll no doubt choose to hang out with her over any other living human. I think she's the best partner i could have asked for. I fucking love this woman even and especially when she annoying as hell and doing that trash ass lil giggle that portends some cute obnoxious shit.

I like that she a committed introvert so i get to brag about her and how she's the smart one in the relationship (she disagrees but she's wrong) and how supportive and adventurous and inquisitive she is.

@AllKeysGDS tells wild stories with a straight face and a flat affect and i fucking love this cute lil supervillain with all my soul.

Our relationship is built on mutual love, trolling, support, and bullying and i made the right choice #marriage #marriedlife

Real #wifeguy hours imo.
I asked #chatgpt to write a review of a good Greek restaurant in the style of a #WifeGuy. #nailedit
What #Mastodon needs is more #WifeGuy content.