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PSiReN-X

May 18, 2025

#WideEyedInnocence

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

And, #QuoteToots; #StillQuiteCool...

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https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/109786909015870586

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Attached: 1 image @selzero #GoodQuestion 🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙

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PSiReN-X

May 15, 2025

#YouKnow what's #Not on #TheList...

#CyberTruck...

#WideEyedInnocence

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself:

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

🧙⚔️🤖🤖⚔️🧙 | 🚚🦹🛻🦄🛻🦹🚚

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2025/may/14/tesla-cybertruck-durability-elon-musk

The Cybertruck was supposed to be apocalypse-proof. Can it even survive a trip to the grocery store?

Thanks to poor engineering and Elon Musk, Tesla’s road rage-inducing street tank can’t even win over its core demographic: doomsday preppers

The Guardian

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PSiReN-X

Apr 10, 2025

#DontForget...

#ZombieJesusIsComing...

🎶 Your own...

🎶 Inflatable...

🎶 Jesus...

#WideEyedInnocence | #RobotInflatableJesus

#Meanwhile...

#PSiReNGroup is #Still #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles... With #EMail and #Points...

And, #TheFediverseRemembers...

🧙⚔️🤖🤖⚔️🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹

PSiReN-X

Apr 10, 2025

#DontForget...

#ZombieJesusIsComing...

🎶 Your own...

🎶 Inflatable...

🎶 Jesus...

#WideEyedInnocence | #RobotInflatableJesus

And, #TheFediverseRemembers...

🧙⚔️🤖🤖⚔️🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹

PSiReN-X

Apr 10, 2025

#DontPanic...

#ZombieJesusIsComing...

🎶 Your own...

🎶 Inflatable...

🎶 Jesus...

#WideEyedInnocence | #RobotInflatableJesus

🧙⚔️🤖🤖⚔️🧙 | ☎️📳📴🦄📴📳☎️

#DepecheMode: Personal Jesus (Bionic Force Rermix) [#Now with #AddedTypos]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wFF_KhaMw0

Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus (Bionic Force Rermix)

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PSiReN-X

Mar 22, 2025

#Speaking of #WeakITAdministrators...

And, #TheTrials of "managing" a #DeadInstance

#WideEyedInnocence... And, #TheFediverseRemembers

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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/09387980

HOLOGRAM SOFTWARE LIMITED overview - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

HOLOGRAM SOFTWARE LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity

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PSiReN-X

Mar 15, 2025

🎶 Your own...

🎶 Inflatable...

🎶 Jesus...

#WideEyedInnocence | #RobotInflatableJesus

#DontForget; #IT's going to be #ZombieJesusChocolateDay #Soon... #Soonish™️

#WhoKnows...? #PopeFrancis could be #DeadByThen...

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PSiReN-X

Feb 27, 2025

#Still #Speaking of #WeakITAdministrators...

And, #QuoteToots... #WompWomp

#WideEyedInnocence... And, #TheFediverseRemembers

🧙🤖🐺🤖🧙 | 🦹🦄🦹

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110776927865098291

Attached: 1 image @selzero @vmstan #PartTwo of #Two: This is not my #FirstRodeo; I doubt it will be my last... But as #Time is #TickingAlong (and we've been chatting sporadically for 3-hours+ without any indication that the matter has been acknowledged by vmst), it would seem that #ServiceStandards are not as they "should" be. #WeShallSee what #TheFuture brings... 🧙⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🧙 | 🪐🦹🚀🦄🚀🦹🪐

vmst·io

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PSiReN-X

Feb 16, 2025

#Meanwhile...

#WhateverHappenedTo: #vmst.io...

#OhYeah... #ShadowBan(s) and #ReplyGuys; because of all the #Malvertising...

#YouKnow what "they/them" should do...

#HaveANap and then #CheckTheCode...

#JustBeingHelpful... | #WideEyedInnocence

🌻⚔️🤖🐺🤖⚔️🌻 | ☕🎠🦹🦄🦹🎠☕

https://vmst.io/@PSiReN/110388502587008258