Adam R. WoodCame up with something too stupid to not share, so here you go:
Yo mamma so dumb, she refused a hotdog because her AC was busted.
Idris (They/Them)Warm compress and antibiotics started again, but feels worse than ever, and is very itchy 😩 still on strong antihistamines too.
Timothy ShortellOh my god! How could I let myself run out of hot sauce? What is wrong with me? Taco Night is ruined.
#WhatIsWrongWithMe #TacoNight #HotSauce
#WhatIsWrongWithMe #TacoNight #HotSauce
Zalasur 🐸🇺🇦I should play the Sims. I keep forgetting I have that game and that I have spent an embarrassing amount of money on DLC for the game #WhatIsWrongWithMe
Mrs OSometimes I have these episodes where I turn ash grey and all I can do is crawl into bed, usually full clothed. Nothing will wake me for around two hours, then I feel exhausted for several hours afterwards. Dr can’t find anything. #WhatIsWrongWithMe
Dan QMy biggest achievements today:
1. Implemented a demo showcasing a feature "new" in PHP 4, which was released 24 years ago. (https://github.com/Dan-Q/php4-transparent-session-demo)
2. Improved compliance of my Gopherhole (gopher://danq.me) with a 32-year-old standard.
I might have a nostalgia problem.
GitHub - Dan-Q/php4-transparent-session-demo: Demonstration showing how PHP 4 could, out-of-the-box, support cookie-less session management.
Demonstration showing how PHP 4 could, out-of-the-box, support cookie-less session management. - GitHub - Dan-Q/php4-transparent-session-demo: Demonstration showing how PHP 4 could, out-of-the-box,...
Liz (not Siz)I struggle to wake up before noon
Get unbelievably sleepy around 7 PM
Which I push through hoping to get a normal night’s sleep
Then inevitably struggle to fall asleep before 5 AM
This isn’t a circadian rhythm, it’s just circadian blues 😭
Autumn the Red SageA coworker is talking about listening to older music on Spotify and that “it’s so great, it’s like a middle school dance.”
And I’m just thinking …we clearly had different middle school experiences. My adjectives for middle school dances are mortifying, sweaty, cringey.
This is apparently A Thing, where many people my age have this nostalgia for years I am relieved to forget. Imagine peaking in middle school. Gah.
#alienation #observations #WhatIsWrongWithMe #WhatIsWrongWithEveryoneElse
James House-Lantto (He/Him)https://www.sciencealert.com/what-we-know-so-far-about-omicron-the-latest-covid-variant-of-concern
I probably shouldn't make jokes, but I saw the Coronavirus image, then saw the word "omicron" and my mind immediately went to "Unicron" from transformers, and now I'm just dying to see a fan-art mashup of Unicron as the coronavirus.
#Scince #Transformers #Unicron #Omicron #ImAHorriblePerson #WhatIsWrongWithMe
♡ ~Amaya A. Lapin~ ♡I dunno why but I want Daddy-kins like.. now.
And I should not be missing him when he's gonna have me all weekend soon.
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#ughmygod #whatiswrongwithme #buthestreatsmelikeaprincess #ilovethat