1/ Had a classic #porno dream last night. Was at my friend’s house and was getting dressed when his mum came into the room. I had my back turned to her and she was asking me some innocuous question which I responded to in as seemingly disinterested manner as possible while watching her closely in a bedside mirror. Only my top half was visible, which she was lustily ogling, so I decided to stand up and give her an eyeful of the rest.
#sex #wetdream
Esther Kohl - Wet Dream [Official Music Video]

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Part of my morning workout playlist is Wet Leg's debut album, largely because they have some really good beats to work out to.

But.

One of their tracks, ok a whole bunch of their tracks, but this one in particular, is causing me all sorts of narrative grief.

The song is "Wet Dream" - https://youtu.be/tjpgJjdk52c?si=aQok2E1LU0gfLgYf - and the only way I can make it make any sort of sense is if the singer has some sort of Dreamscape ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamscape_(1984_film) ) type power.

I mean she is clearly a self aware and conscious entity, but also is fully aware of her presence in the listener's dream. What other possible explanation could there be?

#WetLeg #WetDream #Dreamscape #SFF

Wet Leg - Wet Dream (Official Video)

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Buns up Buttercup
Pump and Dump Rump is spreading
Economies cheeks
Insert a consumption tax
Rich peoples wet dream come true

#tanka #TankaThursday #haiku #tariffs #misdirection #WetDream #FooledAgain #FlatTax #TankaTheEcomomy #BoomBoomOutGoTheLights

Waking up from a wet dream about my new college roommate #hugecumshot #hyperspermia #wetdream #collegecum #bigdick #sperm #cumdrenched #aimaleart