Jeanine Pirro Confirmed as D.C. Attorney, Justice System Braces for Drama

#Satire #JeaninePirro #SenateConfirmation #AttorneyPirro #WashingtonWhirlwind By: TheJestPress.com In a move that sent shockwaves through reality, the U.S. Senate boldly confirmed former TV host and decibel enthusiast Jeanine Pirro as U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia this morning. Lawmakers cited her “unmatched ability to turn basic legal principles into 90-decibel monologues” and “deep…

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