Mastodawn

Mama werk in garden
And den she turn awound
She finds me on da steps
After rolling on da gwound

She ses dat I is dirty
She pats me on da bak
And den I gos inside
And asks her for a snak

Oh how happy dat I be
As I go roll, I feel so fwee
Da dirt, my paynt, gets in my fur
I be a big fearse warryer!

I roll and roll until I gway
Den on pawtrol, befor I play
I wear my paynt wif big boy pwide
As zombees run all skared and hide

I go outside
Sum paynt is found
I flip and flop
And roll awound

I finds nearby
Sum nummy gwass
Den fru da fense
I kwikly pass

I can feel it in my fur
Like an ichy
Needing a skwachy

Da dirt calls my name
I walk towards it
My fur starts to tikkle

Den I's in da dirt
Rolling awound
Happy fills my hart

As I put on my paynt
A warryer I is
Reddy to fite

Warryer paynt
Da firs of da year
I roll and I roll
It feels nice on my fur

I start my pawtrol
Wen I smell such a stink
A zombee nearby!
I yell and I RAWRRRR!

Da zombee, I finds
I ded it all ded
Protekting my mama
My hous and my yard

Zombees, wach out
Cuz I be on pawtrol
Yoo zoms cannot hide
All yoo ded is my gol

I roll in da dirt
As sunbeam shines
I's full of happy
A happy of happy!

I wub and I roll
Lots gwayer I get
So much happy I has
A happy of happy!

Warm spwing air
Full of happy smells
As I go outside

A sea of warryer paynt
I jump rite in
Rolling awound
Until I turn blak

Den I go on pawtrol
Protekting my yard
Eksploring my catdom
Fearse as can be

Sunbeam all warm
And all bwite for da day
We all go outside
And we all go to play

Into da dirt
I go roll and I roll
Until I is cubbered
My fur be all full

It be so long
But jus today
I put on paynt
And I turn gway

Da mama skweek
And shakes her hed
I gibs a RAWRR
Cuz I be Ched!