Fighting for the right to a #WankBreak could be my Labor Rights Activism.

Happy #LaborDay.

Look, all I'm saying is, maybe #JeffreyToobin wouldn't have been fired if his workplace just respected the fact that sometimes you just need to have a quick wank on the clock.

That's not a deep cut at all.

#WankBreak #RightToWank #WankersOfTheWorldUnite

STOP ACCEPTING "SMOKE-BREAKS"

START NORMALIZING WANK-BREAKS!

#SmokeBreak #WankBreak #TakeALoadOff