People angry at the coming out scene in #strangerthings are just missing the mark for fury.

They call Will a "real life sorcerer" instead of wizard because of how he does magic is more akin to the sorcerer class in DnD ... A class introduced in 3rd edition, released 2000-2001!

#Wakeupsheeple #worstshowever #truthrevealed

all of those warnings on electricity substations are put there to distract you from all the delicious electricity, they keep the premium shit in there, tastes like an angel pissed on your tongue #Electricity #Facts #TruthNuke #WarningOrSuggestion #WakeUpSheeple

Aujourd'hui j'ai fait de la conduite et du freinage d'urgence sur plateau, ça montre bien le pouvoir extrêmement théorique des freins sur route humide et revêtement glissant.

Debout sur les freins, l'utilitaire lancé à 30 km/h dans une descente ne s'arrête même pas.

Je suis maintenant complètement convaincu que les freins sont un scam pour nous faire acheter des plaquettes et autres trucs inutiles. Je ne freinerai plus jamais.

#LessonLearned #BigBrakes #Scam #WakeUpSheeple

It has come to my attention that the true cause of what we have come to call #ADHD is not in our minds or bodies.

The true cause is gnomes.

Gnomes move our stuff, make distracting noises, and surreptitiously edit our text messages. They create video games and dangle them before us, mute important voices so we hyper-focus. They mimic our voices and speak with others, conversations which we think we have merely forgotten.

These little bastards must be stopped.

#deathtognomes #wakeupsheeple

You won’t see this on MSM – this is just one of thousands of gatherings and prayer vigils happening around the world right now protesting JD Vance’s abominable covert operation at the Vatican.

The operation, to kill just by the presence of pure evil, was confirmed in a “Confessional” Signal chat Pete Hegseth intended to have with his local minister, but to which he invited his whole congregation.

Predictably, Trump called this all “Fake News”.

#WakeUpSheeple!

If the builders of the White House were actually Free Mason Illuminati with advanced technology, they would've put in a throne room and wired the throne to instantly kill anyone who sat on it.

#WakeUpSheeple #StopSnoringSleeple #subgenius #illuminati #iliminiti #uspolitics

@Lundemo @TheBreadmonkey

The tower at Pisa is actually built on a slight incline and people tilt in photos to make it look like it's leaning.

#BelieveNothing #WakeUpSheeple

@nano karl marx ate an entire cow by hand #facts #wakeupsheeple #SHEEPLE #LANDONDEEZNUTS
@slowe I knew it! They’re in the pocket of “big coat!” #WakeUpSheeple #InsertJokeAboutSheepskinJacketHere