Kiss my ass, I’m Irish.

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@maxleibman β€œYou killed my chocolate croissant. Prepare to die.” #waitLetMeStartOver
Why did the chicken cross the egg?

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Jack off all trades.

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Children of the Village of the Damned Corn.

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Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got?
Today I learned it's gone.
Shoo-bop-bop-bop-bop

#TIL #MisheardLyrics #JoniMitchell #WaitLetMeStartOver

The grass is always greener on the other foot.

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Casserole playing game.

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