Max Leibman5d ago
Like cutting off your oxygen to spite your face.

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Farah ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿผ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ5d ago
The lazy fox jumped over the shining cat #waitLetMeStartOver
Max LeibmanApr 7
Shampoo and bawdy wash.

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Show threadwendythedruidApr 2

@maxleibman I dont think I could hit a bull in the ass running up a hill with a spoon.....

#WaitLetMeStartOver #notfunny

Max LeibmanApr 2
Not my back, not my monkeys.

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Max LeibmanApr 1
The Son rises in the Easter.

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Max LeibmanMar 23
In like a lion, out like a lamp.

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Max LeibmanMar 22
100-meter em dash.

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Max LeibmanMar 17
Kiss my ass, Iโ€™m Irish.

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Show threadFarah ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿผ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆMar 9
@maxleibman โ€œYou killed my chocolate croissant. Prepare to die.โ€ #waitLetMeStartOver