Find the actual RFK Jr thing that actually happened and you'll get a cookie
- RFK Jr. is secretly one of the Blue Men
-RFK Jr. wears fishnet tights under his slacks
-RFK Jr. cuts off whale's head and takes it home
- RFK Jr. claims he is the real Slim Shady and stands up
- RFK Jr. is the Zodiac Killer
- RFK Jr. kills a goose and spreads blood all over himself as a ritual sacrificing ceremony
* RFK Jr. has Covid20
