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Lips grazed his ear, "You need cells to clone me, right?"
Ditto nodded.
The tip of her tongue darted out to tap the gold stud on his lobe, "Why don't you extract my… #dungeon cells?"
"Brilliant!" He shouted as the shock of revelation wore off. "Dungeon cells are the kinkiest cells in the body!" He rummaged around for a syringe.
Marge bent over the bench to spread her cheeks, "Get your filthiest specimens from my ass." 3/3
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tobadzistsini 24m ago

Both yanked open the door to find Ditto's assistant Yuri balls-deep in the clone. She glanced over his shoulder, "A little privacy?"
The door slammed, "I would've cum if someone walked in on me." Marge wept, "She isn't me."
Ditto checked a sample of the cloning goo, "Oh no, someone spilled vanilla extract in the medium!" Glassware jumped as he pounded the table, "If I find out wh…"
Hands wrapped around his shoulders and Marge whispered, "I have an idea."
"I'm liiistening!" 2/x
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tobadzistsini 25m ago

Marge goggled as her clone emerged dripping and nude from the tank. "She's perfect in every way."
Cloned eyes ran along Marge's assets, "Why are you wearing leather" as her nose crinkled.
With a gasp, Marge grabbed Doc Ditto's arm. "What's wrong with her?" She turned to the doctor, "I thought she would be me, dirty filthy thoughts and all?"
Moans and groans came from the broom closet. Her clone was gone but slick footprints revealed her location. 1/x
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Asakiyume 2h ago

A #wss366 3-parter ... Surprise!

https://wandering.shop/@philipbrewer/116807365188823012

Asakiyume 2h ago

"You know what they say: a man's root cellar is his #dungeon"

"What are you talking about? There's no saying like that! Who even has a root cellar these days?"

"I do. I have a root cellar."

"But you don't use it as a dungeon, right?"
....

"You don't use it as a dungeon, right?"
....

"Okay: who are you keeping in your root cellar?"

"... Look, it's not a big deal. Just an ivory-billed woodpecker and a black-footed ferret."

"An extinct and nearly extinct species?!"

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Philip Brewer 3h ago

He had been there about 45 minutes, and was NOT considering the best way to use his sword to commit suicide, when the door clanked open and the Demon Lord burst in with Kaygore, the Maid, and several of the Hero’s friends and acquaintances.

“Happy birthday!” They all called out in unison.

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Philip Brewer 3h ago

“Don’t I get an hour a day in the exercise yard?” The Hero asked, feeling a trifle ill-served when Kaygore laughed. “I suffer from Seasonal Affect Disorder, and will become quite depressed without daily sunlight!” he called out as Kaygore continued away.

He sat down on the stone slab that seemed to serve as bed and bench, feeling rather put upon.

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Philip Brewer 3h ago

"I'm not sure I want to get locked up in a #dungeon cell," the Hero said.

"It's really quite traditional," Kaygore said, "If you go in without a fuss, I'll let you keep your sword."

"Well, that might be useful," the Hero said. After another moment's hesitation he stepped into the cell, and resisted the urge to spin around when the door clanged shut behind him.

"Right then," Kaygore said. "Dinner will be at 6:00 PM, and breakfast will be at 6:00 AM."

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Asakiyume 8h ago

A #wss366 4-parter … the wages of credit card debt …

https://wandering.shop/@stevendbrewer/116804854458044932

Steven D. Brewer 🏳️‍⚧️ (@[email protected])

"Hello?" the Hero called. His voiced echoed through the dark, empty corridors. "This way," said Jaygor, unexpectedly from the side. The Hero jumped, but then followed Jaygor through the twisting passages of the #dungeon. "Say…" he said, after a short time. "So why are you all down here?" (1/4) #wss366

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NaraMoore ⛩️👻八尺様👻⛩️ at Fedi 10h ago

Rain of Fish: Part 1 of 3

#FanFic #TheApothecaryDiaries
#Wss366 Dungeon (referenced) / #ScribesAndMakers Tell us a fish story

Mao clicked her tongue when Steele, “her” mercenary guard, arrived at the medical office. The apothecary could tell at a glance that Steele was not there for medical attention, which could only mean another summons. Ugh, what if that pervert, Lakan, wanted something for the morning-after-demon? Least Kan Lakan be Forgotten:

The rush of burn victims had slackened, and the business at hand was cleaning up and restocking supplies. Dr. Liu hardly looked up before he waved Mao to go. He had already borrowed En’en and Yao from their normal duties, and they were more than adequate for the routine work of boiling and rolling bandages.

Mao’s fellow physician’s assistants knew better than to pay attention to her leaving. Who would want to earn her or Dr. Liu’s ire? Except for one person, and even he kept his voice low to avoid the doctor’s attention. As she passed through the door, Tianyu said, “Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone could call a personal attendant after a night of debauchery?” Word spread fast when someone bested Kan Kakan.

“Kill him,” she said to Steele.

“As you wish, M’Lady.”

The mercenary’s hand went to her sword, an unusually fine one, a gift from the Moon Prince for her part in rescuing Mao from The Mad Frank’s minions. The Mad Frank’s Dreams:

“Niang Niang!” Tianya responded, eyes wide.

“Don’t bother,” Mao told Steele. “I’ll do it myself later.”

Steele relaxed. “Come, the Prince wants you, something to do with a prisoner and a fish story.”

[Continued tomorrow]

#TootFic #ApothecaryDiaries #NMFic

「Least Kan Lakan be Forgotten」/「NaraMoore ⛩️八尺様」のシリーズ [pixiv]

Poor, neglected Lakan. It’s his birthday, not that Maomao cares.

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