"C'mon, Darcy... you gotta help me. I'm really in a #fix." Dixie was wheedling. You have to watch out when Dixie wheedles.

"What's up?"

"You know that mascot I invented, Marty Marmoset, for the Massachusetts Milling Society? Well ... I kind of told the boss YOU invented it. I know! I'm sorry! But I was afraid of rejection and the boss loves you. Anyway. Now she wants you to do a presentation to the board. Sooo... pretty please?"

I rolled my eyes. "Ughh. Ok. THIS TIME."

#wss366 #microfiction

A 4-parter from @stevendbrewer in the #wss366 hashtag for today's word, "fix." How many meanings is he fixing to use, do you think? Count 'em up beginning here:

https://wandering.shop/@stevendbrewer/115056621323041995

Steven D. Brewer 🏳️‍⚧️ (@stevendbrewer@wandering.shop)

Tau was making his rounds through the Truck Stop at the Center of the Galaxy when he overheard something that made his ears prick up. "You just wait! I'm going to fix him the first chance I get!" Tau whirled, as a man continued, "My brother is driving me crazy, but I'll get my revenge." (1/4) #wss366

The Wandering Shop

#Wss366 #MastoPrompt #MicroPrompt 8/19

[LIME session start]

[Piamen] We have a #trifle at #home
[Piamen] sorry about burning the spaghetti sauce yesterday

[Indomitus] I wish you wouldn’t try to #fix every #trifling mistake so hard
[Indomitus] You make me feel like I'm an Ogre.

[Piamen] you are an ogre.

[Indomitus] That’s a slur. I'm a Homo Ferox.

[LIME session end]

#MicroFiction #TootFic #NMPrompts #NMV366 #NMMP #Latin

#TimeTravelingGhost 32 -1937 - S

#Wss366 #MastoPrompt #TimeTravelAuthors 19 Nicknames

“Au passé, car nul autre gage n’est donné.” We clinked glasses, and I savored Miss Pang’s mystified look. I hoped it was in reaction to the toast’s mystique, not incomprehension. But to be sure, I translated, “To the past, for it is all we are assured of.”

“An odd toast for someone who claims to foretell the future,” Miss Pang said with enough curiosity that I felt I’d hooked her. By the door, Emily gave me a V sign.

“Indeed, and not a toast I normally use. You’ll remember the darkness I alluded to. I was brief to spare our companions distress. It would have been more accurate to say darkness and flames. For reasons I’ll get to, I can’t spare you that. But first, I’ll need to convince you I’m not a charlatan. Am I right? I don’t even need to read your mind to know that’s what you’re thinking.”

She laughed, raising her glass. “To skeptics and charlatans.”

I signaled the steward by holding up two fingers and pointed to myself and Miss Pang.

“And now convince me.” Her challenge made my transition to the next stage easy, so I related the story about her hamster.

“You have my interest.”

“I also see two secrets: an oak tree and a broken swan.”

Her eyes narrowed, suspicion sharp in her gaze. The question “spy” lurked there, so I took a chance, saying, “And I’m not who you’re afraid of.”

I didn’t elaborate. Instead, I let her draw her own conclusions. Denying I was a German spy would only confirm that I was. If I left it unsaid, she would wonder if that’s what I meant, but she wouldn’t dare bring it up herself.

“If you’re a charlatan, you’re well informed. Tell me the nickname my first girlfriend gave me.”

I twirled my glass, signaling Emily I needed her, then spoke. “It’s harder to read thoughts like that, but I’ll try.”

While I waited, I concentrated, then looked at her, wide-eyed as if embarrassed.

Emily’s voice came from behind me: “I’m here.”

“Would the girlfriend who gave you the nickname be the one at St. Marks?” I asked.

Miss Pang flushed while Emily said, “Her name was Carolyn Luster, and she called me ‘Pancake’ or ‘Sweetcakes.’ We loved to talk late into the night #fixing the world’s problems. Her poodle was named ‘Blot’ because of the black spot on its rump. There were three moles above Carol’s right breast. She moved when her #home burned down. The priest said it was God’s judgment—l’imbécile.”

“If you mean Carolyn Luster, she called you Pancake or Sweetcakes. Do you want me to tell you about her moles or how you found out about them?”

“How do you know that?” she asked, peering at me.

“I told you how. Now we can play this game all day, or you can believe me. I’ve told you several things only you know.”

“One more: what happened after I found out about the moles?”

“Things that would be embarrassing to talk about, but also you tried to become a nun.”

“Okay, I believe you. What now?”

#TootFic #MicroFiction #Serial #TimeTravel

broken record
always assuming
the fix is on
#wss366
Zaza heard Tau's nails scrabbling all the way down the spaceway and then fade, as he ran out onto the Docking Ring of the station. She stared after him bemused.
"Huh. I was just going offer to fix him some dinner," she said, scratching her head. She shrugged and got back to work. (4/4) #wss366
Panting, Tau headed to Angels' Wings to calm down. He arrived and headed into the lounge.
"Oh! It's Tau!" Zaza said. She patted him, as he capered in circles. "Aw. Rough day? Would you like me to fix you…" But she had no sooner gotten the words out, but he yelped and ran out of the lounge. (3/4) #wss366
Tau breathed out with relief and continued on when he heard someone yell, "The fix is in! Get him!" A bunch people started running toward him screaming.
Tau spun around to make a quick escape, but then saw someone else running away and realized that was who the crowd was after. (2/4) #wss366
Tau was making his rounds through the Truck Stop at the Center of the Galaxy when he overheard something that made his ears prick up.
"You just wait! I'm going to fix him the first chance I get!"
Tau whirled, as a man continued, "My brother is driving me crazy, but I'll get my revenge." (1/4) #wss366