In #WoTBlitz, I was just one shot destroyed by player named a variation of Maho Nishizumi. as a #tank and #anime fan, this is oddly satisfying. *rambles about the time he faced a Maus in an ELC 1v1 & also was one shot destroyed.❤️ *

The dichotomy! Tanks are not exactly fun to fight IRL, but in games &c awesome.

That reminds me! Black Lightening was good, but If I could pick 2 favourite films of #Russia, I'd also pick T-34. Wait! I can! Consider it, cannon.😏 I haven't seen Fury, yet...

I saw what looked like a tier 8 vehicle on sale for $30 on #WoTBlitz, paid for it, but- only got a container! (If I had paid attention, "container" was right at the end of the title. I didn't read that far.)

IE you pay $30. That's about 2 TOGs in classic WoT, for the _chance_ of getting a tier 8. :/

#WoTBlitz has a lot of in-game currencies.🤪 I just want to play harmless games with tanks, but there's
Credits, Gold, xp, screens for some reason! kitcoins? That's Numberwang! xD
#WoTBlitz has a confusing game mode now. Something about supernatural powers, but it was so unpleasantly weird that I left a battle. I had been destroyed, but tanks are immortal in this mode, and I never leave battle. I can only think of a few times in hundreds of battles over almost a decade, or is it a decade? Anyway, not a usual thing, but random damage, lots of magical funny stuff. I like fantesy, but not in my tanks. No tank you!

In #WoTBlitz I had a rather mundane battle, but the enemy kind of let me shoot them, (Like bots.🤔 ) and I had a good ally.

Then I was alone.🥶 It was just me against an enemy, that also played like a bot. I got them! So many credits and medals! Couldn't do it without good allies, and enemy bots that don't take cover. xD

Japanese tanks on #WoTBlitz are kind of boring. There are 4 tanks in a row at the base of the tech tree,. There is no O-NI. How can you not have an oni? That is 9000% of the fun of Japanese tanks in classic #WoT. Closest thing is a Mitsu, :/

I am kind of interested in playing a 🇯🇵 TD. I didn't have any in classic.

Oddly enough, my interest in WoT came from the #anime Girls Und Panzer. Always liked tanks, & anime about tanks was the perfect storm to jump into realistic tank gaming!

Many people have a free Rudolph tank, complete with a red nose antlers, & sleigh like side panels, & in gravity battle mode, it can fly, or jump & float for a bit! (Light & medium tanks can. Ability 1, which is the 7 button on my computer.)

I had a hilarious battle, where I was the last on my team. Usually not an enviable position, but the enemy & I kept bouncing & getting tossed around. The chat was full of laughter. It was good. :) #WoTBlitz

#WoTBlitz has a low gravity battle mode! (Tanki had one years ago. :P) It is hilarious! Heavy tanks that weight dozens of tons IRL, flying around like witches, or clouds!

Just imagine it, a medium tank floating through the sky, and that song from The brave little toaster goes to Mars. xD

At one point, I saw an enemy floating against the barrier at the side of the battlefield, and I shot him mid-air, like skeet shooting. It ricochetted, but was still funny. Balloons with armor.😏

I have nicknames for some of my tanks in #WoT and #WoTBlitz. My KV-3 is "The Old Man." cause it looks like an old man with a beret and long cigarette holder. Seems like a kind of negative nickname. Well, it was a terrible grind.

Seemingly endless battles where he creeped to the battle, only for these young punks with guns to set him on fire! :(

But then, like some miracle, when he was fully upgraded, suddenly he could erase the hooligans with one shot!❤️ Respect your elders!

The stages of tank ownership, in WoT or #wotblitz:
1: Wow! That tank is terrifying! I want that!
2: What tank will I sell to free up a garage slot?
3: This thing sucks! How long until it is cool!?
4: Best tank ever!
5: Do I sell it to free up a garage slot? (If yes, go to 3)
6: Higher tanks suck! I need some wins. Lets roll out!
The fabled 7th stage: Oh! That tank is for sale for real, and I'm rich! I'll buy it, & drive it to McDonalds!