It has come to my attention that some of my #photoshop creations are stolen #AI images. It is not the theft that concerns me, it's the #aislop aspect and for that I apologize.

SO I am in the process of creating my own #Vogon for my #VogonPoetry memes.

Described as large hulking grey green with nostrils over eyebrows, what else? What would make you say, now that's some good Vogon? Scales slimy horns a tail antenna clothed fur Trex arms??? Tell me!
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#hitchhikersguide #DouglasAdams #SciFi

@LordCaramac Here are some images matching your request
Prompt: Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Style: flux

#aiart #stablediffusion #aihorde #elektrodada #vogonpoetry

#elektrodada #vogonpoetry @stablehorde_generator draw for us
Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts
With my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

JFC, the universe is nuts! I've been screaming "beam me up!" nonstop at this little gizmo for 16 days straight. Still no answer.

Apparently Scotty has long since warped out of orbit. Can't blame him; I'd probably do the same.

So I guess now I"m stuck here... hoping for the next passing Vogon ship. (Meanwhile, I'll stock up on ear plugs.)

#EarthIsAShitHolePlanet #BeamMeUp
#VogonPoetry

#Caturday Ode to a Small Lump of Black Kitty I Found in My Armpit One Midwinter Morning
#CatsOfMastodon #BlackCat #SpoiledCat #VogonPoetry
@dontpanicbot42 I lurve my #DouglasAdams & #HHGTTG 🐳🌻, so i was excited to discover this #Bot a few months ago. However, at the risk of looking a gift #RavenousBugblatterBeastOfTraal in the mouth, or subjecting myself unduly to a bracing round of #VogonPoetry, it's sadly pretty bloopy boring. There's a mind-numbingly tiny array of quotes, inversely proportional to how far it is to the chemist shop, ergo the repetition frequency is high such that the pleasure factor is low. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease drastically expand the suite of quotes. Can i bribe you with a #PanGalacticGargleBlaster or 42?

'Twas The Night Before Wormmass, when all through the house
Not a creature was wiggling, not even a nematode

The compost was hung by the chimney with care
In hopes St Wormlas would soon be there.

#VogonPoetry
#WormASongOrPoem
#HashTagGames

...And today's book recommendation is:
"Vogon Poetry", foreword by Oolon Coluphid...

#scifi #sciencefiction #hitchhikersguide #vogons #vogonpoetry #poetry #books #bookrecommendation

I've distributed copies of #TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy to my coworkers for our new #BookClub with a half sheet of questions to consider while reading.

Bonus question included:
Can you write a short #Vogon inspired poem on the back of this sheet? 😈

#Bookstodon #Books #UsedBooks
#DouglasAdams #DontPanic #VogonPoetry
#VogonPoetryContest

Istuksin Cosmic Comic Cafen tiskillä ja kuvaan talteen viime vuoden #Pyyhepäivä-#runo’satoa.

Vaikeaa olla herkistymättä näiden mestariteosten äärellä...

Rupeamme julkaisemaan näitä https://pyyhepaiva.fi -saitilla pikkuhiljaa valmistautuessamme p-hetkeen 25.5.2023.

#towelday2023 #towelday #vogonpoetry

Pyyhepäivä – on ehdoton. Todellisuus on usein virheellinen.