๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšจ Oh no, the ocean's end is near because someone saw a big fish once! Quick, everyone, exchange your sanity for a TollBit Token to read this groundbreaking revelation! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
https://www.sfgate.com/centralcoast/article/rare-deep-sea-fish-spotted-monterey-bay-21270815.php #bigfish #oceanend #TollBitToken #viralhumor #groundbreakingrevelation #HackerNews #ngated
THE EVIL EGG IS HERE
#FunnyEgg , #EggingOn, #ComedyClip ,#JustChatting ,#ViralHumor ,#eggingongameplay
๐ŸŒŸ Ah, Benjamin Anderson, the Nostradamus of 2025, bravely skimming Wikipedia to enlighten us about #deflation. ๐Ÿค‘ Let's all clutch our pearls at the earth-shattering revelation: people prefer paying less for their groceries. Next month, deflation will be in your fridge, right next to the leftover kale. ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿฅฌ
https://benanderson.work/blog/technical-deflation/ #Nostradamus2025 #groceryprices #economicinsights #viralhumor #wittycommentary #HackerNews #ngated
Technical Deflation โ€” Benjamin Anderson

Let's buy the fridge next month, honey.

๐Ÿšจ OMG, watch out UK! You can't even tweet without five armed cops showing up at your door ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿคฃ. Apparently, the real crime here is an over-inflated ego and a terminal case of Twitter Tourette's. ๐Ÿ™„โœˆ๏ธ
https://grahamlinehan.substack.com/p/i-just-got-arrested-again #UKPolice #TwitterDrama #ArmedResponse #SocialMediaMishaps #ViralHumor #HackerNews #ngated
I just got arrested again

I arrived back in London to discover the UK is still a police state run by trans activists

The Glinner Update

February 25th, 2004 on ErosBlog:

The blog commenters were split on the question of whether this viral-circulating photo was from a military camp in one of the USA's two then-ongoing invasion/occupations, or from the Burning Man festival. It's a cute cartoon rebus forbidding chicken choking, meat beating, or monkey spanking:

http://www.erosblog.com/2004/02/25/masturbatory-admonitions-for-the-illiterate/

#Masturbation #MonkeySpanking #ChickenChoking #MeatBeating #Signs #Cartoon #MilitaryHumor #BurningMan #ViralHumor

Masturbatory Admonitions For The Illiterate - ErosBlog: The Sex Blog

This looks to be from a tent city in a hot place: Thou shalt not strangle chickens, tenderize meat, or chastise monkeys. Not between noon and midnight. Or... Tagged: sex blogging, sex

ErosBlog: The Sex Blog
  • fiscal conservatism: people are going to the bathroom too much, so we're going to cut back on toilet paper. (That'll teach 'em.)
  • Catholic Church: God gave you one roll of toilet paper; you can never get another. You can have eternal life if you never use it.
  • Republicans: Liberals are trying to take away your toilet paper! Give it to us and we'll keep it safe for you.
  • Democrats: people have been deprived of toilet paper for so long, and this has been a terrible burden. Clearly they need time to heal before we can make any dramatic changes like letting them have toilet paper again. We're just not ready for that. There isn't the political will to support everyone having a roll of toilet paper, so please don't vote for someone who wants to give it to you, because they might win.

(#TPconomics #ViralHumor 2)

#TPconomics #ViralHumor

  • capitalism: You have a case of toilet paper. You loan one roll to someone in exchange for regularly receiving more rolls from them.
  • vulture capitalism: You buy up the world's supply of toilet paper, and sell off the individual pieces at a steep markup.
  • free-market capitalism: You have a roll of toilet paper, which you are free to use as you wish... or you could sell it, if you want to eat. You have total freedom of choice in the matter.
  • late stage capitalism: You have one roll of toilet paper. Some people have none. I have warehouses full, but I worked hard for those rolls and I'm not going to hand them out just so a bunch of lazy people can wipe their damn butts.
  • colonialism: you have two rolls of toilet paper. A foreign country invades you, takes one roll, then says you owe them the other one to pay for the invasion.