Post-war fashion really picked a winner! ππ§
Say goodbye to toxic flapper phlegm. Mid-century designers blew the industry away, swapping deadly arsenic for shiny new vinyls and plastics.
This sculpted silhouette delivers a permanently slick drip without the fatal side effects. A truly infectious look for the modern woman!
#Snot your average haute couture! π€§
Late 19th-century phlegm-boyance started slow. Trendsetters simply hoarded mucus to slather onto their everyday garments. Talk about dripping with style!
Buying pre-slimed gowns was a luxury reserved for the filthy rich. Finding one of these gloopy catalogs today is truly rare and nothing to sneeze at.
Rev. Pickem Boogerly
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Brandi