Sure, he’s cute but have you smelled him?
#DogsOfMastodon #DogsOfFedi #PinchiPerro #VatosLocosForever

*sees a spider scuttle across the wall, pulls out butterfly knife*

"What's a matter, Spider, you a-scared of me? Imma squash you like the pinche bug you are! COME ON, MOTHERFUCKER!"

#VatosLocosForever #Arachnophobia