Today's Consumer Recall
‘Sexual Chocolate’ Faces Recalls After FDA Tests Reveal Undisclosed Viagra | WIRED
https://www.wired.com/story/sexual-chocolate-recalls-fda-undisclosed-viagra/
Finally! Scientists Have Developed A Viagra Engineered To Be Used While Operating Heavy Machinery
#Viagra in cereal form:
"Salted Fudge is described as “classic, decadent & dominating,” while Maple Bacon is touted as “sweet, smoky & sigma.”
https://www.salon.com/2026/05/23/what-in-the-world-is-man-cereal/
"US Secret Service says Nasire Best, 21, of Maryland, who its officers fatally shot yesterday near the White House, had claimed he was Jesus Christ and the real Osama bin Laden..."
So
A known crazy guy then?
Putting a dozen live rounds into him is sure a helluva lot cheaper than getting him any help
And popping a few caps into some nutcase is cheaper than the #SecretService's daily dose of #Viagra for sure
#DonaldTrump #Trump #PeteHegseth #MarcoRubio #StephenMiller #MAGA #RepublicanParty #Republicans #GOP #Law #Criminal #Fraud #JudicialProcess #Theft #TaxpayersMoney #kleptocracy #MafiaState #MAGASlushFund #SlushFund
RE: https://mastodon.social/@QasimRashid/116502751998933938
Wow, I did not know this about #Viagra. I actually used to work in a #sextoy and #noveltystore for a while and we sold sexual enhancement drugs like you see in the store window – #BlueRhino, that kind of thing. They were very popular.. but it’s very disturbing how their industries work!
These kind of #drugs basically rebrand every year as a different kind of “Rhino”..(red, blue, steel, etc), and this is so they can avoid testing by the #fda or whatever agency.
Now I would never trust the #sexualenhancementdrugs they sell at the drugstores, so to hear that Viagra has such an alarming death rate is… Very surprising. I was under the impression it was a much safer, well studied #medicine. Definitely good to know!
"Warum sagt man eigentlich '#Viagra' und nicht 'medikamentöse Abphallbeseitigung'?"
Sorry, ich finde allein raus.