Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Curd Ways

The guy in the cheesemaking biz
Is truly some kind of a whiz
He knows when he talks
While cutting cheese blocks
That Edam is made backwards, it is

#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verses #poetry #poem #limerick #cheese #Edam #backwards

Feline Lines
by Kevin Ahern

Morris, my cat, talks up a storm
The veterinarian swears
One day when Morris said “meow”
The doctor asked him, “where?”

#funny #comedy #humor #humour #laugh #silly #verses #poetry #poem #cat #Morris #veterinarian #talk #meow

Kevin's Limerick of the Day

Cutoff

I truly hope he is not pissed
That guillotine guy that you dissed
Cuz if he should fume
I know what would loom
We’d be necks on his chopping list

#funny #comedy #humour #humor #laugh #silly #verses #poetry #poem #limerick #guillotine #neck #shopping

A Certive
by Kevin Ahern

If you ask me, I’d have to say
Tic Tacs are for the birds
But yes, I really do prefer
Not to mints words

#funny #comedy #humour #humor #laugh #silly #verses #poetry #poem #certainly #mints #words #birds #tictac

The End

A geek doing coding in Guam
Encountered an odd software bomb
He emptied the trash
Then heard a big crash
And got sent to kingdom dot com

#funny #humour #humor #comedy #verses #limerick #silly #laugh #limerick #poetry #poem #geek #software #coding #kingdomcome #dotcom

The Good Old Days
by Kevin Ahern

Once, seeing was believing
Words had meaning
Handshakes mattered
The Statue of Liberty
was more than a statue

One day,
now will be someone’s good old days

#funny #humour #humor #comedy #verses #poetry #poem #goodolddays #statue

🤔🧐🥸😎🤓🤠💁‍♀️*Neanderthals vs Homo Sapiens: The Similarities and Differences Between the Species👉

#Neanderthals #verses #Homo #Sapiens

Neanderthals vs Homo Sapiens: The Similarities and Differences Between the Species | TheCollector
https://www.thecollector.com/homo-sapiens-and-neanderthals/

#funny #comedy #laugh #humor #humour #silly #limerick #optometry #zen #dilate #poetry #poem #verses

Kevin's Limerick of the Day

🚗🚘🚙💁‍♀️*Thermal imaging of a gas-powered car vs electric car shows the key differences between the two very clearly👉

#Electric #verses #Gas

Thermal imaging of a gas-powered car vs electric car shows the key differences between the two very clearly
https://supercarblondie.com/thermal-imaging-electric-car-gas-comparison/