#Meanwhile...

1: #TwitterX is still a #DumpsterFire
2: #Mastodon is #Lovely; and,
3: #There is a #FreshPotOfCoffee on the #Go...

#MyLittleBigBuddy is #LunchReady; #UseTheWholeChicken...

I'm #SensingPie in #TheFuture...

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#BeingEuropean #MostlyEurope #StayingEuropean #Notflix #StillNotHitler #AllTheFraud #AllPastryIsGoodPastry

#ByWay of a #GoodFork...

We have #LeftOvers... #WeLoveLeftovers... ๐Ÿงก

#WeHavePlans for #TheRemainsOfTheChicken...

#TheBreastMeat will be #Folded into a #Melange of #Pasta; #CherryTomatoes and #Walnuts in a #LightPesto for #Tomorrow; while #TheChickenStock will #FormTheBasis of a #Batch of #ChickenNoodleSoup to be #Frozen for #Later... #TheLegs and #Wings will be #Performing a #GroupEnsemble in a #Pie... #AtSomePoint...

#UseTheWholeChicken; #NothingIsTrulyWasted, even when you're #CompletelyWasted...

#TrueStory | #StillTrueโ„ข๏ธ

#TryNot to #UpSetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules; #TheNewRules...

There'll be #AnotherNewYear soon...

Have a #ChristmasChocolate; even though, #IT's #NotChristmas and #ChristmasIsBullcrap...

#LetsPlay... #Spot the #FountainPen...!

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#HowToCoffee #Stuff #StuffingStuff #TheFuture #Prophecy

#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingRoastChickenDinnerSundayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather... With a #Bonus #QAndASession for #TheInternet...

#IT's a bit #GrimAndGrizzly in #TheOutside; #Because, #Weather...

#Question: "What's #TheDifference #Between:

A: #Erotic; and,
B: #Kinky...?

#Answer: #Erotic you #UseTheFeather; while #Kinky you #UseTheWholeChicken...

#YouAreWelcome | #TheHealingPowerOfPants and #CognitiveNeuroscience

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