Anyone else remember that #thread on #shitter [nee #twitter] of a person who accidentially shoved a #dildo too deep in their #ass and then had to go to an #ER, had an #Xray made of it being stuck and whilst waiting for an #urologist to stretch their ass and pull it out #tweet|ed:
"Fuck you @/Energizer for making your batteries last so long"
because they'd suffered for hours of constant vibrations?
I do.
And no, I wasn't that person!
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