De-Amazon-ing -
we used to go to
lots of stores

#UrbanHaiku #Decentralization
This, FWIW, is my current thought about the "social media wars," which is just about the lamest war since the pineapple-on-pizza war of 1396, IMHO - I mean this in the sense of can't we all just do our own thing?

And yeah, I know I just posted one of those "this service = this character" memes yesterday, BUT IT WAS BILL MURRAY I HAD TO.

Disengagement
does not equal
capitulation

✌🏻
#Haiku #Senryu #UrbanHaiku

the meaningless bleem
of the too-repeated meme
- snooze alarm

#Haiku #UrbanHaiku

a watxhed iron
will never heat
- unril you turn it on!

#Haikuish #UrbanHaiku #LifeAdvice #MondayProblems

merely
a scone-shaped muffin
- modern life

#UrbanHaiku

choking on the taste
of passed-on shite
- middle management

#UrbanHaiku

jazz hands all the way doo wop

#UrbanHaiku #DooWop #JazzHands #Monoku

with the power
of a thousand suns!
- the coffee, hitting

#Haiku #UrbanHaiku #HaikuFeels