@ian No worries here - I expected it was something like that. I did end up wondering, though: is there a status page URL for communication in the event of a major service outage? Something like status.phpc.social (or even on a different domain entirely, in case DNS is the problem)?
Looks like the main commercial providers I know of wouldn't help with the communication side of that, but perhaps this would: https://github.com/upptime/upptime #Upptime #UptimeMonitoring
Falls jemand eine Service-Monitoring Website zum selbst hosten sucht, die Opensource ist: