Further experimentation into #9front...

...I still feel like I landed on Mars, but I've just now (finally) managed to walk in a straight line for ten paces without landing on my face, so... XD

#Plan9 #ThePlanFellOff #TheFrontFellOff #UnixSurrealism #PostUnix #WhatAmIDoingHere #AmIKoolKidNAO? #ReadTheHashTags

#LossyPNG: original 40-color image reduced to 23 colors for a reduction down to 65% of original size, only losing some of the colors in stats(8) display.

Yeah. ;) (text after hashtags to force clients to fully display them, because [hashtags are poetry], dadgummit! ;)

P.S. Bitmapped fonts are SOOOO CLEAAAAAN. Dude. XD

@horia

Redpilling #BSD should't have to be that painful. 😂

#RunBSD #OpenBSD #Puffy #TheFish #UnixSurrealism

>Post about the possibility of bringing Wine to MS-DOS
>10 hours later, I find out that some joker ported the privilege escalator to an OS that doesn't do privileges

#unix_surrealism
#unixsurrealism

RE: https://mstdn.social/@osnews/116252192897127147
In some ways, anime policewoman Noah Izumi is a better FOSS mascot than the existing ones.
- Fairly nontechnical, yet still strives to get the most out of her exoskeleton (even does a little maintenance)
- Dismantled the C&C server of a botnet that spread through a backdoored OS update: in a film that came out decades before the age of constant automatic updates
- Defeated the Griffon (advanced prototype thingy) by using a last-gen machine that didn't have the Neural Network motion control software: in a genre that otherwise loves mid-season upgrades
- Infectuously energetic and optimistic
- Named after God's oldest backup engineer

#frugalcomputing
#permacomputing
#unix_surrealism
#unixsurrealism

@ricci all temporary hacks are permanent. They live eternally.

That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.

#unixsurrealism

//The Pledge of the Network Admin//
This is my network.
It is mine,
or technically, my employer's.
It is my responsibility,
and I care for it with all my heart.
There are many other networks a lot like mine,
but none are just like it.
I solemnly swear
that I will not mindlessly paste from HOWTOs.
#thebookofpf #networkengineer #unixsurrealism #unix_surrealism

Once upon a time, I used to work as Web Developer in an environment where each developer had their own development instance of Apache, all running on a shared Linux box.

Overheard this conversation in the cube jungle, over cubicle walls:

SysAdmin: "Looks like a web server is causing the development box to hang. Hey, which Apache instance is yours?"

Developer: "...the one that says 'bad motherfucker' on it."

#OH #TrueStory #UnixSurrealism

YAAAAS

#UnixSurrealism #AnalogNowhere #Laptop #Stickers

cc: @prahou @mirabilos @amin @joel

Note: The blurriness on the top right is caused by the camera angle and overzealous webp compression. The actual sticker is perfectly legible.