FFS how is The Onion supposed to make jokes when reality is so surreal?
U.S. President Donald Trump has said he “is no longer obliged to think purely of peace” because he wasn’t awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
FFS how is The Onion supposed to make jokes when reality is so surreal?
U.S. President Donald Trump has said he “is no longer obliged to think purely of peace” because he wasn’t awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
From this day forth, this will the requirement for any government position. If you can't do this weekly...you're off the payroll.
#UnfitToServe
#ServingNotServing
INSURRECTION
3 billion damages*
looters forgiven
#Haiku #OneHaikuADay #WritersCollective #writingcommunity #BackToHaiku #January #Seasons #Winter #Cold #Insurrection #Unpatriotic #UnfitToServe #Unforgiveable #RetributionTour #Unpardonable #ThisIsNotAmerica
January 22, 2025
* https://www.gao.gov/products/gao-23-106625
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