FFS how is The Onion supposed to make jokes when reality is so surreal?

U.S. President Donald Trump has said he “is no longer obliged to think purely of peace” because he wasn’t awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

#UnfitToServe #USPol

Regardless of whether this childish rant is due to an Adderall bender, ego massaging by kkkult, or just his dementia blooming, it is unbecoming a leader. He’s got to go. #UnfitToServe #DumpDementiaDonnie #AmericasShame
JD Vance is the only person less charismatic than Ted Cruz. If he was a color, it'd be paint thinner. #UnfitToServe

From this day forth, this will the requirement for any government position. If you can't do this weekly...you're off the payroll.
#UnfitToServe
#ServingNotServing

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“Imagine being so unqualified, so dangerously stupid, that you TEXT classified military operations before they happen. This is not just incompetence—it’s treasonous negligence. #UnfitToServe #SecurityNightmare” DUI hirad #PeteHegseth , most likely like was drunk
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DUI “Pete Hegseth, an unqualified propagandist, is somehow Secretary of Defense—texting out war plans like a group chat meme. This is what happens when you put illiterate ideologues in charge of national security. Dangerous. Reckless. Unacceptable. #UnfitToServewww.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...

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Capitol Attack: Federal Agencies Identified Some Threats, but Did Not Fully Process and Share Information Prior to January 6, 2021 [Reissued with revisions on Jul. 21, 2023]

As part of our comprehensive look at the events of January 6, 2021, we examined how federal agencies identified potential threats, and how they used...

Why nobody talking about the mental fitness of #Trump after the #debate? Because he's always been that incoherent, nothing we didn't already know?? He's clearly #UnfitToServe
How patriotically American - a convicted felon honoring traitorous, anti-democratic, domestic criminal terrorists!
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/antoniopequenoiv/2024/08/23/what-to-know-about-j6-awards-gala-and-whether-trump-will-attend/
What To Know About ‘J6 Awards Gala’—And Whether Trump Will Attend

The fundraiser is scheduled for Sept. 5—the same day Judge Tanya Chutkan will determine how to proceed with Trump’s election subversion case following the Supreme Court’s ruling that Trump has some presidential immunity from prosecution.

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AG candidate, in feud with former ally, says text not racist, leaked to damage her

<p>An odd political friendship led to the revelation that Republican attorney Sigal Chattah angrily texted that AG Aaron Ford should be “hanging from a crane.”</p>

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