#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews and #SomeWeather...

#BreakingNews: #TheGhostOfPopeFrancis is #StillDead; #JustLike #TheGhostOfMisterDen's #DeadInstance...

And, #IT's #PissingDown [#TechnicalTerm]...

#DontPanic; there are #Biscuits in #TheFuture...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFuntimeFridayNotNews... #NotNearly24... #RarelyExceeding #MaximumLoadTolerances...

#PSiReN-Group #Stills #ComesComplete with #ZeroReports and #TootSuite; #PoweredBy: #FloofsAndSparkles...

#AllMyToots are #HandCrafted and #ComeToYou with #TheVoice of #EgyptianSpanishSeanConnery...

#IF you're #ExperiencingAnyDifficulties; you're #DoingITWrong...

Have we #HadEnoughRainbows yet, #Today...? With #PiratePower...

#DontForget... #TheFediverseRemembers...

#TheRules are #SimplicityItself...

1: #KnowTheRules
2: #RememberTheRules
3: #TryNotToKillAnyone

#TryNot to #UpsetTheVolcano and #RememberTheRules...

#BTW: #IF you're #Still #NotQuiteSure, #CantRemember (or #JustDontKnow) how a #FederationWorks...

#LookITUp | #DogsCanLookUp

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with a #NoMowMay #Update... And, #SomeWeather...

#IT's #JollySunny in #TheOutside...

#NoMowMay is #UponUs and #IT's #Time for #YetAnotherRound of... #RosesNotRoses...!

#Tensions are #Resurfacing in #TheWarOfTheButtercupsAndDaisies... #OngoingConflict

Get your #VisualSearchReady... #IT's #StillQuiteCool...

#ToTheTuneOf: #BeerAndRoses...

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#NotNews24 | #UnbreaklingFunTimeFridayNotNews; #IT's #DefinitelyNotNews with a #NoMowMay #Update...

#NoMowMay is #UponUs and #IT's #Time for #AnotherRound of... #RosesNotRoses...!

Get your #VisualSearchReady... #IT's #StillQuiteCool... #WatchOut for #LegsOnFire...

#ToTheTuneOf: #BeerAndRoses...

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