Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s Uganda Adventure: Official Hints at Unexpected Exit Plan

#Satire #BreakingNews #GeographyFail #DeportationDrama #UgandaBound By: TheJestPress.com **Kilmar Abrego Garcia Could Be Deported to Uganda, Official Says, Because Apparently Geography Is Just a Suggestion Now** In what experts are calling “either a bureaucratic masterstroke or the result of binge-watching Game of Thrones while spinning a globe,” local man Kilmar Abrego Garcia may be…

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