#USHolidays #Thanksgiving #ThingsNotOkToSay #Funny

Things you can say in the bedroom with another person, but shouldn't say at about Turkey and Thanksgiving.

"Oh, that's boning the turkey!"

"You're stuffing it where?"

"Now THAT'S a real gobbler."

"Mmm, juicy bird."

'Man that gravy is good enough to drink..."

Feel free to add your own, if you care to have a bit of non-political, everything's awful fun.

What are the 5 best #USHolidays?

Here's what we think.
https://episodes.fm/1774723900/episode/MjQ5OWRlY2UtNDUxOS00ZTcyLTljMWQtMmY3YjY5ODA0M2Y4

Grocery shopping ✅

Both @docsavag and I are orphans and have been for over a decade. We have a small, luncheon on #USThanksgiving for just the two of us. It's great and the only thing that would make it better is if all our parents were still alive to dine with us.

There is something about the smell of roast turkey that is intoxicating. I can't wait for that smell on Thursday. 🤤

#USHolidays #Turkey #Dressing #OrangeCranberryRelish #GreenBeans #Wine #GlutenFree