Twin Peaks QuotesJames Hurley: I don't want there to be any lies between us. It's the secrets people keep that destroy any chance they have of happiness, and I don't want us to be like that
Dale Cooper: The trail narrows, Diane. I'm close, but the last few steps are always the darkest and most difficult.
Major Briggs: The readout took us by surprise. Row after row of gibberish and all of a sudden... The owls are not what they seem.
Albert Rosenfield: I have seen some slipshod backwater burgs, but this place takes the cake
Log Lady: Food is interesting. For instance, why do we need to eat? Why are we never satisfied with just the right amount of food to maintain good health and proper energy? We always seem to want more and more. When eating too much, the proper balance is disturbed and ill health follows. Of course, eating too little food throws the balance off in the opposite direction and there is the ill health coming at us again
Bobby Briggs: Sorry, Leo. We sorta lost control. No need to make your rehabilitation any more difficult than it already is. Doc Hayward said you needed familiar stimulants, so we figured, what the hell... kazoos
Benjamin Horne: Agent Cooper. Let me give you the best advice that you’re gonna get all week. Men fall under the spell of Audrey’s charms like ducks in a shooting gallery
Dale Cooper: Mmm... this must be where pies go when they die
Agent Cooper: I believe the Black Lodge is the source of what you've traditionally referred to here as the evil in the woods. If that's what Earle is seeking, it's imperative that we find our way in before he does
Dick Tremayne: But what I'm trying to make clear to you is that using a stuffed animal to represent an endangered species at an ecological protest constitutes the supreme incongruity. Tim Pinkle: Yeah, that's real clear, Dick...