*An engineered tobacco plant that spews five different psychedelics including toad venom. In SCIENCE magazine. On April Fools Day #TwentyTwenties *StanfordKetamine with no AI involved. Why is this on the bingo card

Would I be objectively better-off or happier with all that "compute"? No, but nevertheless I feel an unseemly, anxious greed to have it. Like six whiskey-bottles ought to be six CASES of whiskey, ASAP #TwentyTwenties

*XTwitter Agentic-speak which expresses the coder/prompter Deep Blues with a side dish of stanfordketamine anxiety. #jargon #TwentyTwenties

"This isn't a lazy model. This one's the best model for sleep coding. Here's a thousand free extra token credits. The landscape is changing weekly. From zero to 100K Github stars. Move right now, the window is closing. Slow equals death" #AI #Agentic #jargon #TwentyTwenties

*Is this more intense than Chatbot Boyfriend or less intense than Chatbot Boyfriend #demographiccollapse #TwentyTwenties

"I should have worn the Bee AI pin just to have some idea of what happened, but it has a habit of hearing speakers and thinking it’s hearing people in the room, so sometimes it informs me that I witnessed a murder or that Russia is bombing my house." #overheard #TwentyTwenties

*Why #TwentyTwenties

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:movn6xzezospl7lnkhy7nzpt/post/3mc7qejgyec2g

*If there's a post-science of pseudoscience, then it ought to walk hand-in-hand with a post-economics of pseudo-venture-capital #TwentyTwenties

*Back when there was a Fourth Estate press, there was often something like "news." Nowadays, by contrast, there's highly-significant stuff that's Not Allowed to Be News, along with Vast Fake-Newsy Rumors which command public attention but are as insubstantial as meme-stocks. #TwentyTwenties