One of the possible meanings of 'brand-new' is 'unused'. So a brand-new turd would be an unused turd.

Questions.

Who uses turds?

How does one use a turd?

What does an unused turd look like?

The mind boggles.

#turds

The perfect response to the demise of one of Musk's Skyarrhoea turds.

#starlink #elonmusk #lightpollution #skyturds #turds #skyarrhoea

Kakistocracy is a form of government where you are ruled by turds. It is formed from the Greek káka (κάκα, 'shit, turd') and krátos (κράτος, 'rule').

#kakistocracy #caca #shit #turds #joke

The M&Ms characters are big in commercials with human actors, so they are way way bigger than the candy. They interact with the candy sometimes in the commercials too.

Is it their poop? Are M&Ms the big ones turds? Is it?!?

#MandMs #MMCandy #candypoop #turds

You shouldn't lob turds at people, because you never know when that turd is going to explode in a shower of turdlets confetti and stink up the whole place.

#turds #confetti #stink

"How do you feel?"

"I feel like shit."

"I see. Well, I can assure you the feeling is mutual."

"What do you mean? You feel like shit too?"

"No, this turd over here feels like you."

#feelings #turds

Awful Misshapen Turds would be a good name for a band.

#turds #awful #misshapen #band #nomenclature

Sometimes spamming farms amuse me.

"Let's see. We must not spam too fast. Otherwise, he's going to know. Let's go slow and steady."

That's like thinking that if you shit slow and steady, what's going to come out is something that looks like a gold ingot.

Nope...

What's going to come out is still going to be a turd, and look like a turd.

#spam #spammers #shit #turds #gold

My further cogitations about the United Health Group CEO calling the health care system "flawed."

Imagine you have a diamond in your hand. The diamond does not catch the light in exactly the right way. So you call it "flawed." Fair enough...

No, imagine you hold a fucking turd in your hand. (Go ahead, just imagine it.) Now, this turd is definitely not a "flawed diamond", right? It is a fucking turd. No amount of polishing is going to turn your fucking turd into a flawless diamond.

Even as a fucking turd, however. Would you call this turd flawed??? Is there some sort of turdity standard that turds have to follow?

No, this turd is a turd. End of story.

The healthcare system in the US is this turd! It stinks. It makes me gag. Calling it "flawed" is complete nonsense.

#USNews #USHealthcare #USHealthInsurance #UnitedHealth #diamonds #turds