"What's the news?"

"I got crabs from cavorting with a fishmonger."

"I'm sorry to hear it."

"What?"

"You know. I'm sorry you got crabs from your tryst with a fishmonger."

"What are you sorry for? She thanked me with a basket of crabs."

#crabs #cavorting #tryst #fishmonger #microfiction

Still here just sooo bad at updating 🤣

More content coming in and out of this 👙 this week! 😉 fansly.com/MissArtois

Or, come take it off me in person- avail tmrw nite! (missartois.escortbook.com) 💋

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I wanna send 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣5️⃣ out with a b💥ng! 😜

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Help me test my pasties hack? (The hack= lash glue XD) 😜

Around tn and tmrw in Ottawa!

See bio link (Dep0sit req`d)

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After a short break, I'm avail in Ottawa 4 bookings and Virtual wherevs 😉 Text 22621zerO1878. (No calls, ask first please!)

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I may have some avail after 630pm in Ottawa tmrw 😚 see top 🔗 at http://miss-artois.fun for info (dep0sit required) 💞

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