Best Brain Trump Has Legal Advice For Fox News: Lie More About Stolen Elections!
The Dominion trial is delayed until tomorrow as Fox reportedly tries for a last-minute settlement.
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Wire Fraud? Secret Maps? All Your Updates On Special Counsel Jack Smith's Big Scary Trump Investigation!
Go to prison.
WonketteTrump Responds To Indictment By Shrieking Dogwhistles About The Judge And Prosecutor
Very on brand. But the brand is pretty damaged, TBH.
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We Think We Found The Guy Inciting The Violence, It's The Same Guy As Last Time
Evidence.
WonketteTucker Hates Trump 'Passionately.' Trump May Not Have Heard That News Yet.
And more fallout from Tucker's 1/6 treason porn and those Dominion texts!
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Golly, Donald Trump Sounds Very Upset With Rupert Murdoch
Let them fight.
WonketteTrump Won An Entire Golf Tournament While He Was At Diamond's Funeral Whining. How? STAMINA!
This brings the cheating to a new level, sounds like.
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Trump Can't Wait To Snuggle With Twitter Again, Ignore Truth Social's Texts Forever
How about June? Does June work for everyone?
WonketteTrump Just Took Those Docs As, Umm, 'Cool Keepsakes.' We're Cool, Right?
WTF, man.
WonketteIVANKA AND JARED DID NOT BREAK UP WITH TRUMP, TRUMP BROKE UP WITH THEM!
Oh FUCK he is mad.
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