Best Brain Trump Has Legal Advice For Fox News: Lie More About Stolen Elections!

The Dominion trial is delayed until tomorrow as Fox reportedly tries for a last-minute settlement.

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Wire Fraud? Secret Maps? All Your Updates On Special Counsel Jack Smith's Big Scary Trump Investigation!

Go to prison.

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Trump Responds To Indictment By Shrieking Dogwhistles About The Judge And Prosecutor

Very on brand. But the brand is pretty damaged, TBH.

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We Think We Found The Guy Inciting The Violence, It's The Same Guy As Last Time

Evidence.

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Tucker Hates Trump 'Passionately.' Trump May Not Have Heard That News Yet.

And more fallout from Tucker's 1/6 treason porn and those Dominion texts!

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Golly, Donald Trump Sounds Very Upset With Rupert Murdoch

Let them fight.

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Trump Won An Entire Golf Tournament While He Was At Diamond's Funeral Whining. How? STAMINA!

This brings the cheating to a new level, sounds like.

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Trump Can't Wait To Snuggle With Twitter Again, Ignore Truth Social's Texts Forever

How about June? Does June work for everyone?

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Trump Just Took Those Docs As, Umm, 'Cool Keepsakes.' We're Cool, Right?

WTF, man.

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IVANKA AND JARED DID NOT BREAK UP WITH TRUMP, TRUMP BROKE UP WITH THEM!

Oh FUCK he is mad.

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