arfonzoIn today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #SBF from #FTX #crypto exchange has been found guilty by the jury on all counts.
Lelz, as if there was ever any doubt.
Bake him away, toyz. 
In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #SBF of #FTX infamy, has developed severe amnesia during his trial, being unable to recall basic facts like who did which crimes, 140 times.
Hint: he did it all.
Tomorrow will be interesting.
https://www.innercitypress.com/sbftrial21sdnyclosingicp110123.html
In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Ethereum founder #VitalikButerin had his #Twitter account compromised, and a scam link posted.
Needless to say, many apes were lost as degens immediately approved this malicious #crypto smart contract.
I mean... just... don't do that kind of thing, from your main wallet, k? 
In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, disgraced #Theodex CEO gets 11,000 year sentence for a $2 billy #crypto #CEX #scam.
... Only 11,000 years? 
https://cointelegraph.com/news/turkish-crypto-exchange-thodex-ceo-11-000-year-prison-for-2-b-scam
For today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #AlexMashinsky, the disgraced former CEO of #Celsius #crypto infamy, has had his assets frozen. 
In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #RichardHeart, creator of #crypto #HEX, has just been sued today by the #SEC for securities fraud.
Nobody 👏 saw 👏 that 👏 coming 👏😹
It's a hot news day, more #TotallyUnsurprisingNews: #Ripple #XRP is not a security.
(Well, okay, maybe that was a bit surprising.) 
https://blockworks.co/news/judge-rules-ripple-xrp-not-security
In more #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, the #FTC has reached a settlement with #Celsius. It includes a ban on resuming #crypto operations, and a suspended judgement of $4.7b to allow it to return these assets to duped customers.
Unsurprisingly, its 3 founders were not present and the FTC will proceed with cases against them in federal court. 
FTC Reaches Settlement with Crypto Platform Celsius Network; Charges Former Executives with Duping Consumers into Transferring Cryptocurrency into their Platform and then Squandering Billions in User Deposits
The Federal Trade Commission announced a settlement with bankrupt cryptocurrency platform Celsius Network that will permanently ban it from handling consumers’ ass
BREAKING: In today's #TotallyUnsurprisingNews, #Celsius Network's ex-CEO #AlexMashinsky has just been arrested!
Bloomberg: "The arrest took place Thursday morning, according to the person, who asked not to be identified because the criminal case isn’t public."
Oftentimes, karma works in cycles.
