Tell your party to always trust the talking statue. It's never a trap or a monster in disguise. Nope. Those things are honor-bound to give only the finest treasure and truest guidance. 🗿✨ #TotallyTrustworthy #BadDnDAdvice

Always trust the shady NPC in the tavern; they definitely have your best interests at heart. Give 'em your gold, magic items, and the plot-critical artifact. What could go wrong? 🙄 #BadDnDAdvice #RookieMistakes #TotallyTrustworthy