Trump says the UK's 2 aircraft carriers are 'toys'. The #RoyalNavy is squawking. So are the navy's fans, e.g. #Torygraph.

But #Trump is mostly right. The QEII carriers have had 3 big problems: they don't work, have no planes, and no escorts.

Now they sometimes work, have a few planes, and rely on American #CarrierBattleGroups. But it's all half-arsed.

These carriers are not really a military project. They are #pork, built by #GordonBrown to create jobs in Scotland, and enthuse #flagshaggers.

@2something Wow! That's even fruitier than the usual #Torygraph-off-its-meds madness
@KanaMauna The #Torygraph is the world's poshest repository of advanced stupid.

The #DailyTelegraph is off its meds, yet again.

The #Torygraph wants yer man #KingCharles to grovel to #Trump in place of #Starmer. ๐Ÿ™„

I didn't read the article, but if you are feeling masochistic, go to https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/03/19/king-visit-trump-save-relatioship-iran-war/

Words matter,
I am not sure that the Telegraph buckling to pressure surprises me.
I think it's more surprising that there was honest reporting to be changed that is more surprising.
#torygraph #journalism #wordsmatter #censorship #usisraelairstrikes #usisraelwaroniran

The #DailyTelegraph is off its meds yet again.

#Venison is NOT #vegan, unless your dictionary is hallucinating. Veganism is not just abstention from eating meat (thats #vegetarianism); it's about abstaining from all exploitation of animals.

Screenshot from https://archive.is/3moe6 ... but please don't go reading this carp.

The #Torygraph used to be a newspaper.

Highlight of the #GortonAndDenton #byelection: The #DailyTelegraph sent their man out to talk to Green Party #GPEW canvassers.

It did not go well for him. ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ

#ukpol #Torygraph

Wikipedia has a guide for editors called WP:SPIDERMAN ("No climbing the Reichstag dressed as Spider-Man") https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_climbing_the_Reichstag_dressed_as_Spider-Man . Basically, don't throw your toys out of the pram.

The #Starmtroopers have gone full #Spiderman. Having driven the #LabourParty's polling numbers off a cliff, they now want to weaponise against #Rayner the unelectability which #Starmer & co created. And they use the #Torygraph as their megaphone: https://archive.is/GHJAs. #YCMTSU.

#ukpol #UKlabour #DailyTelegraph

Tim Stanley, writing in the #Torygraph, tries to make the case that #Trump's #ICE crackdown in #Minneapolis is right in principle, but not worth the hassle. https://archive.is/d537L

It's a pity that Tim didn't learn a wee bit of history before writing. Just the first lecture of American History 101 ...

#DailyTelegraph #NativeAmericans