“And he dreamed the dream of all those who publish books, which was to have so much gold in your pockets that you would have to employ two people just to hold your trousers up.”
Terry Pratchett; Maskerade
#Discworld #NadhimZahawi #IWroteABook #SelfPublicity #BBCQT #ToryGrifters

@therightarticle

How is that within parliamentary rules?

#ToryGrifters

“Everyone had their levers. Often it was greed. Greed was a reliable old standby. Sometimes it was pride. That was Groat’s lever. He desperately wanted promotion; you could see it in his eyes. Find the lever, and then it was plain sailing.”
Terry Pratchett; Going Postal
#ToryCostOfGreedCrisis #LedByDonkeys #NoIntegrity #ToryGrifters
“The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?”
Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment
#DiscWorld #ToryJobInterviews #LedByDonkeys #ToryGrifters #PoliceChildStripSearches #NitrousOxide #Distraction
“We must take advantage of the “tide of fortune”’.
‘I know about tides, sir. They leave little fish gaspin’.’
Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment
#DiscWorld #ToryGrifters #Chancers #Greed #NoIntegrity

#LuxeLifestyle, trading in “specialised design activities” & a late comer to the #torygrifters party, had no published accounts at the time the contract was awarded, & did not appear to have a history of supplying #PPE

“Minister Hands forwarded a message from someone who contacted him to the relevant officials. Minister Hands had no further role or involvement in the process, & was unaware of any outcome.” #bollox #lyingtories #CorruptToryFoolsAreUnfit2Govern

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/12/firm-won-ppe-contract-greg-hands-approached-by-tory-activist-luxe-lifestyle

Firm won £25.8m PPE contract after Greg Hands approached by Tory activist

Exclusive: New Tory chair referred Luxe Lifestyle in April 2020 despite it apparently having no history of supplying PPE

The Guardian

No not #ToryScum just #corrupttorybastards

The limits were introduced under #Cameron in 2011, requiring central authorisation if contracts with firms such as #Deloitte or #KPMG lasted more than 9 months or exceeded £20,000. Value of the contracts has been rising – with limits earlier this year set at £600,000. Now those spending limits have been cancelled altogether opening the way for #torygrifters #ToryDonors & assorted #ToryCronies its #torycronycapitalism

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/feb/06/ministers-quietly-scrap-limits-on-whitehall-spending-on-consultants

Ministers quietly scrap limits on Whitehall spending on consultants

Exclusive: Labour calls cancelling of financial limits ‘indefensible’ in cost of living crisis

The Guardian
Nadine Dorries cannot string a coherent sentence together - apparently that gets you a chat show on Talk TV. #ToryGrifters #GeneralElectionNow
@MimiJ9 Let's bring down the #ToryGrifters once and for all