Just because a woman’s got no teeth doesn’t mean she’s wise. It might just mean she’s been stupid for a very long time.”
Terry Pratchett; Wintersmith
#DiscWorld #NHSDentistry #NugentHasNoTeeth #ToriesNickingLabourPlans #ToryFails

“General Tacticus said the fate of a battle may depend upon the actions of one man in the right place, sergeant,’ said Blouse calmly…..”
Terry Pratchett; Monstrous Regiment
#DiscWorld #IncreaseInHomelessVeterans #ToryFails #JohnnyMinge

“A farmer who neglects to sow ordinary seeds only loses the crop, whereas anyone who forgets to sow seeds of a crop that has already been harvested twelve months before risks disturbing the entire fabric of causality, not to mention acute embarrassment.”
Terry Pratchett; Mort
#DiscWorld #UKSchoolsAreFallingDown #ToryLackOfInvestment #ToryUnderfunding #ToryFails #ToriesUnfitToGovern #GeneralElectionNow

“…he knew exactly how to make a short word like “suffer” turn into a very long experience
….dreams that come true are not always the right dreams.”
Terry Pratchett; The Shepherds Crown
#DiscWorld #Braverman #BravermanHasADream #ElectronicTagging #ToryFascists #Inhumane #JustProcessThem
#ToryFails

“He'd tried to introduce Ephebian democracy to Lance, giving the vote to everyone, or at least everyone "Who be of good report and who be male and hath forty years and owneth a hosue worth more than three and a half goats a year," because there's no sense in being stupid about things and giving the vote to people who were poor or criminal or insane or female, who'd only use it irresponsibly.”
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
#DiscWorld #Gerrymandering #ToryVoterSuppression #ToryFails

“How went your holidays, apart from lawless actions, ad hoc activities, fights, chases on both land and sea and indeed fresh water, unauthorized expenditure and, of course, farting in the halls of the mighty?”
Terry Pratchett; Snuff
#DiscWorld #EasterHolidays #PortOfDover #Brexshit #BackBeforeYouGotThere #ToryFails #ReJoinEU