LinkedIn shitposter: "I invented Clawpilot as a parody of Microsoft's AI strategy."

Microsoft: At long last, we have created the Clawpilot from the classic shitpost "Microsoft will pivot from Copilot to Clawpilot".

https://www.linkedin.com/feed/update/urn:li:activity:7430947857916039168/

https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/project-lobster-week-1-update-omar-shahine-hrwsc/

One for Pivot To AI, @davidgerard

#Microsoft #OpenClaw #Copilot #Clawpilot #TormentNexus

RE: https://mastodon.social/@filiph/116446784099736825

Another reason to undo Brexit.

#Brexit #Technology #TormentNexus

lol, accurate...

#Palantir #AlexKarp #TormentNexus #UKPol #UKpolitics #NHS

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#HeartOfTheMachine #TormentNexus

RE: https://mastodon.social/@limebar/116420321294021276

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Wait... I think we were supposed to NOT create the #TormentNexus
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Keep good advice close to hand, whatever you do.

#AI #TormentNexus

@rapsneezy @Natasha_Jay

At long last, we have created The Torment Nex^W^WMultivac, from the classic dystopian sci-fi cautionary tale, "Don't Invent Multi^W^W^WFranchise"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franchise_(short_story)

Those who do not understand Multics are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

(with apologies to Alex Blechman, Isaac Asimov, and Henry Spencer)

#tormentnexus #no2ai

I've been thinking recently about how the current LLM craze (and the cryptocurrency craze before it) is quite like the "Cash for Ash" scandal in Northern Ireland:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Renewable_Heat_Incentive_scandal

At its kernel, we've got this terrible idea, but we've also got externalisation of costs so that it's the users of the system that are the ones choosing to ignore the environmental costs presumably out of some sort of economic rationale.

If they are comparable, and I think they are, there needs to be a reckoning, not just for the users, but for the crafters at the centre of the scheme.

#RHI #CashForAsh #TormentNexus #Environment #Externalisation #Economics #RationalActors

It really is time for the Butlerian Jihad, except these things aren't 'Thinking Machines', despite humans having surrendered their thinking to them.

Stop trying to make the Torment Nexus!

#ButlerianJihad #Dune #DataCentres #AI #TormentNexus #ClimateCrisis #TechBros